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August 19, 2013

Civics survey prompts need for cool libations


Many moons ago, somewhere in America, I was with friends at an establishment that served cool libations. As the night progressed and cool libations began causing jaw slippage, we started debating politics.
Somehow, the subject turned to the electoral college and a male friend, who didn’t need cool libations to sound like a nitwit, couldn’t resist. “Electoral college?” he blathered. “I didn’t know you had to get elected to go to college! No wonder I didn’t get a degree!”
A few snickers followed his bad pun, but most of us gave the guy a look that said, “Duh! No more cool libations for you!”
You’re asking yourself, why am I unveiling this blast from my past?
For one thing, my wife will read that dopey electoral college joke and immediately conclude I’m the one who told it. She’s somehow come to believe if a dumb joke has been spewed, I’m probably the spewer.
However, this time I’m innocent. That stupid joke was actually spewed by... uh, I shouldn’t say. Karen already thinks this particular friend of mine is a slice of bread short of a sandwich.
The reason that bad pun from long ago came to mind was this: I’ve read results of a survey a well known culture magazine conducted and it reveals scary things about the future of American politics.
The civics survey involved 300 young adults, ages 19 to 35, who were asked 15 questions about politics, government and history. Among the participants, 230 said they had at least some college education.
Well, it’s not yet Halloween, but results of the survey are as frightening as Jack Nicholson chasing Shelley Duvall around in The Shining. The lack of political, government and history knowledge revealed makes you quiver over the future of the Republic.

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Either time is fine.

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